Shank shanks-out his shanks and shanks a shank-wielding shanker.
I just saw The Expendables, a movie as brainless as it was violent. There's a scene where a pair of the mercenaries have just finished scouting an island they've been hired to take by force before their cover is blown. A mad dash for the getaway plane ensues and the leading action hero…
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Slice and dice
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Really pretty 2D graphics
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Right... then left a little bit... but mostly right.
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Co-op in the mix
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Kill enemies... together
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Hardly anyone playing online
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And I have no real-life friends
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So... lonely...
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*sobs*
