This took 14 years? Seriously?
You read that right, Internet friend: 14 years. So long that websites have sprung up just to talk about what was done in the time frame since 3D Realms started development, like Britney Spears' entire career, and in a 14-year frame itself, like the time from Kennedy's "man on the moon" speech to actually putting a man…
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Multiplayer is clean and fun
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Controls are quick and responsive
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Occasionally funny one-liners
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…but too stupidly chauvinistic overall
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Stages are too basic and unremarkable
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Limited weapons list, only the standards
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"Hot" digital girls are anything but hot
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Dated in almost every way
