Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball Review

By GR Staff

Less fun than a Uwe Boll festival.



Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball is worse than its title. Let that sink in.

[image1]Yes, despite being doomed to incompetence and inanity, Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball is worse than you could have expected and fails in surprising ways. Let’s count the ways: There’s a storyline that leaps so far over…

  • Ummm. . .let me get back to you
  • No strategy, no speed, no fun
  • Broken camera
  • Multiplayer drags out the awful gameplay
  • Tear-your-ears-out dialogue
  • Tear-your-eyes-out dialogue
  • It could be worse. . .theoretically.

1

GR Staff
GR Staff

Share article

Upcoming Releases
ATLAS
Ummm. . .let me get back to you No strategy, no speed, no fun Broken camera Multiplayer drags out the awful gameplay Tear-your-ears-out dialogue Tear-your-eyes-out dialogue It could be worse. . .theoretically.
Titanfall 3
Ummm. . .let me get back to you No strategy, no speed, no fun Broken camera Multiplayer drags out the awful gameplay Tear-your-ears-out dialogue Tear-your-eyes-out dialogue It could be worse. . .theoretically.
Damnview: Built From Nothing
Ummm. . .let me get back to you No strategy, no speed, no fun Broken camera Multiplayer drags out the awful gameplay Tear-your-ears-out dialogue Tear-your-eyes-out dialogue It could be worse. . .theoretically.
Star Citizen
Ummm. . .let me get back to you No strategy, no speed, no fun Broken camera Multiplayer drags out the awful gameplay Tear-your-ears-out dialogue Tear-your-eyes-out dialogue It could be worse. . .theoretically.
Reviews
Related
X