Let Stephen Colbert Introduce You to the Latest Kinectimal

By Daniel Bischoff

ThreatDown – Cute Bears





Listen up, Nation. I don't need to tell you that bears aren't cute. They aren't cuddly. They aren't friendly. They would just as soon gnaw on your leg as they would steal your baby and raise it for their own. That won't stop Microsoft and your Xbox 360 from confusing your children.

Yes, it seems Bill Gates is actually Bear Gates, no relation to Bear Grylls. This Fall will see the introduction of bears to Kinectimals, the furry, fuzzy, never-actually-touching-anything, oh-God-my-child-why-is-she-crawling-into-the-lion-cage Kinect game. The "Bear Island" DLC will be available this Fall for $14.99, or at retail by way of Kinectimals Now With Bears!

Bear witness to the terror in the new screenshots below.

































Daniel Bischoff
Daniel Bischoff

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I attended San Jose State University and graduated in 2010 with a Bachelor's in English and a Minor in Journalism. I've been playing games my whole life and will continue to do so as long as they stay entertaining! Some of my favorite games include Team Fortress 2, Battlefield 3, Star Fox 64, Batman: Arkham City, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Counter-Strike: Source, Super Mario Bros. 3, Kirby's Dream Land, and the list goes on.

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