Many new college students would sooner put up a Saint Pauli Girl neon beer sign and call it a day, but we want you to have fun and in that we'd rather leave you with a few tips from our sponsors.
When you're picking stuff to throw away after it gets trashed in your first year at university, try to pick stuff you know looks good but obviously won't last. If things get broken, you won't feel like you wasted any money unless it was your parents and hey, in that case who cares?
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