Nintendo Wins Next Generation And One After That With This Unique Advice

Lots of us have questions for Satoru Iwata. They range from "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! THE WII U IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE!" to "Hey, how's it going?" An investor had another idea… probably after a really shitty commute to the Nintendo offices in Kyoto:

I got terribly lost coming here today. Every time I come here, I feel that you should take into consideration where many of the shareholders attending are coming from and that you may want to consider offering us some conveniences like a courtesy bus from JR Kyoto Station. As I feel this is rather an inconvenient place to visit by subway or by bus, I'd like you to consider more about this sort of thing than enriching the contents of the gifts you give to the attending shareholders.

That's right! Shove this awesome Nintendo swag right up your– WOAH! Chill out man! Let the politest man on Earth respond:

I understand your comment is that we should be aware that our headquarters is located in an inconvenient place and that therefore we should prioritize smoother arrivals of our shareholders by, for example, providing a shuttle bus over the gifts for the attending shareholders. We will consider your opinion in preparation for the future shareholders' meetings. Thank you.

o_O.

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