Cruis’n Blast answers many of those age-old questions: what would happen if a fire truck raced a hammerhead shark? Could a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado outpace a unicorn? And can an arcade racer work on a console in the year 2021? The first two questions can be answered by cycling through the game’s wonderfully weird roster of unlockable vehicles, ranging from sensible and licensed…
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Over-the-top racing action.
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Wonderfully weird vehicles.
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An admirably faithful arcade racer.
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Performance problems.
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Ugly visuals coated over with tons of neon.
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No online multiplayer modes.
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Very little replayability.
