“Quit twiddlin’ your tits!”
For years I’ve heard about Onechanbara as a series (though I was the dumb guy who said “one-chan-bahra” instead of… you know, how it’s properly supposed to be said), but I hadn’t played one myself. It seemed like a bestseller on paper: four women slaughtering zombies in fetish wear—bikinis, lolita dress, schoolgirl outfits—using multiple different weapons…
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Spoken dialogue, more than a little cheesy
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Main character models are decent, though a little last-gen
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Fights, even with boss characters, are simplistic
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That jump button, ARRGGGGHH!
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Every zombie appears everywhere. And they all look the same.
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Environments are more than phoned in
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That… goddamn… jump button…
