Blitz: The League II Review

By Geoffrey Hunt

*Urp* I think I’m gonna throw up…



Revolutionaries, let me confide a little something to you: I am not good when it comes to realistic depictions of blood. I have an incredibly weak stomach for gore and viscera, and the sight of breaking bones leaves me ready to kneel before the porcelain god. I avoid horror films as if they are going to give…

  • Entertaining single-player mode
  • Sickening injury moves
  • Bad football simulation
  • Mediocre graphics
  • Teammate AI is pretty dumb
  • Sensation of having no control

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Geoffrey Hunt
Geoffrey Hunt

RTS, RPG, and TBS game enthusiast; very fond of Monty Python.

Favors zombies in the eventual zombie apocalypse.

By the way, my SteamID is Herr Doktor; look me up if you want to get some TF2 on.

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