Kirby Super Star Ultra Review

By sara gunn

Sucking and swallowing in a platonic, Greenpeace sort of way.



Ah, Nintendo. Because you can’t quite seem to come up with anything new, you feel compelled to publish the same five games over and over again. You do it with Mario. You do it with Zelda. And by God, you’ve gone and done it again with Kirby. Everyone remember that…

  • Solid platformer
  • Wide range of abilities/attacks
  • Engaging mini-games
  • Extensive multiplayer
  • BAD, REMAKE! BAD!
  • Easy like a Sunday morning

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sara gunn
sara gunn

By day, I'm a mild-mannered retail clerk. By night, I'm hunting aliens with that super hot blatantly gay Captain guy...  oh, wait. We're talking about real life. My bad.

Frankly, real life is startlingly dull and that's why I play far too many video games. It's how I make up for my depressing personal relationships.

Oddly enough, I don't always like to feel like a cyborg, so I also enjoy reading and writing. My favorite books include American Gods, John Dies at the End, The Passage and House of Leaves.

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