Back to basics.
You know how, in archeological digs, the deeper you go the older the fossils get? In a boy’s juvenile development, there are similar strata by which to carbon date one’s emotional maturity. The earliest stage, like the pre-cambrian era, is the age of the firetruck and choo-choo train. Next come dinosaurs and cowboys. Then fireworks, fireflies, and plain ol’ fire. At…
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Smart Dinosaurs
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Voice-acting
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Alternate-firing Weapons
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Twitchy Aiming
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Lousy Multiplayer
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Generic Story
