Mediocrity must be lurking nearby. My spideywick sense is tingling.
In The Spiderwick Chronicles, expect to catch lots of fairies and wallop goblins endlessly. If the idea of hunting “fairies” rings of homophobia, so too might the idea of hitting little pink creatures with a baseball bat. If this sounds at all appealing to you, perhaps its time for some…
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Collect fairies
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Fight creatures shorter than you are
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Frustrating platforming
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Occasionally unclear fetch quests
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Out-of-place film clips
