The Golden Compass Review

The curse of the movie license.

Games based off of movies are funny beasts. You’d think that taking an established setting with cool elements and building a game off of those elements would make it easy for developers to get straight to the meat of game design, and generate some fun games. This is never really the case, though, and it’s especially true with…

  • Looks awful
  • Plays worse
  • Sounds terrible
  • Plot like a hole in the ground that you dump precious hours of your life into
  • Inspires homicidal urges in the most patient anglophiles

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Looks awful Plays worse Sounds terrible Plot like a hole in the ground that you dump precious hours of your life into Inspires homicidal urges in the most patient anglophiles
Looks awful Plays worse Sounds terrible Plot like a hole in the ground that you dump precious hours of your life into Inspires homicidal urges in the most patient anglophiles
Looks awful Plays worse Sounds terrible Plot like a hole in the ground that you dump precious hours of your life into Inspires homicidal urges in the most patient anglophiles
Looks awful Plays worse Sounds terrible Plot like a hole in the ground that you dump precious hours of your life into Inspires homicidal urges in the most patient anglophiles
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