Jurassic World Evolution Review – Holy F***ing S**t, It’s a Dinosaur

By Paul Tamburro

Jurassic World Evolution perfectly replicates the dumb reality that the movie series exists within. Since Jurassic Park’s power went out and dinosaurs were left to kill a whole bunch of people in 1990, we have routinely wondered why these people still want to mess with dinos despite the inherent risks they present. Then in 2015, some moron decided to open the gates to Jurassic…

  • Dinosaurs look great.
  • When a dino breaks out of its enclosure and all hell breaks loose.
  • Lots of variety in the islands you take over.
  • That feeling when you unlock another big dino.
  • Lack of variety in enclosures.
  • No danger involved in staff members dealing with dinosaurs.

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Paul Tamburro
Paul Tamburro

Paul Tamburro is the Director of Content at Evolve Media.

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Dinosaurs look great. When a dino breaks out of its enclosure and all hell breaks loose. Lots of variety in the islands you take over. That feeling when you unlock another big dino. Lack of variety in enclosures. No danger involved in staff members dealing with dinosaurs.
Titanfall 3
Dinosaurs look great. When a dino breaks out of its enclosure and all hell breaks loose. Lots of variety in the islands you take over. That feeling when you unlock another big dino. Lack of variety in enclosures. No danger involved in staff members dealing with dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs look great. When a dino breaks out of its enclosure and all hell breaks loose. Lots of variety in the islands you take over. That feeling when you unlock another big dino. Lack of variety in enclosures. No danger involved in staff members dealing with dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs look great. When a dino breaks out of its enclosure and all hell breaks loose. Lots of variety in the islands you take over. That feeling when you unlock another big dino. Lack of variety in enclosures. No danger involved in staff members dealing with dinosaurs.
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