Regurgitated fast food for your PS2.
Sometimes a game comes along that justifies our role as game critics. It’s our job to herald greatness, but it is also our duty to stand guard against the forces of fiendishly bad games. We protect gamers’ souls and hearts every bit as much as we protect their wallets. As the epigraph written above the
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Four hours to completion is four hours too long.
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Beastly controls.
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Repetitive, tinny sound.
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Fuzzy, chuggy graphics.
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Not a good joke in sight
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…unless you’re it.
