Virtua Fighter 5 Review

By JP Hurh

Virtual inanity.

Conversations in the world of Virtua Fighter 5 are Tony award-winning stuff:

Big Dude: Hey you! I’m going to teach you a lesson!
Tiny Japanese Girl: [unintelligible Japanese] ^_^!
Big Dude: My body is an unstoppable . . . WEAPON!
Tiny Japanese Girl: [unintelligible Japanese, quizzical expression] ???   
Big Dude: This is going to hurt you! A lot!
Tiny Japanese Girl: [giggles, winks, and breakdances]
 
[image1]Then, perhaps because…
  • Same fighting game
  • Fluid action
  • Minus story
  • Looks old
  • Feels old
  • No multiplayer

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