God of War II Review

By Joe Dodson

Get right with God.

Movie reviewers decry the film 300 as “like a video game – all action and graphics, no plot.” In a sense, God of War 2 proves their point. It has oceans of blood, electrifying action, graphics that should be accompanied by opera (and usually are), with a plot that could be written on a match book. And it…

  • It’s the God of War!
  • Looks the part
  • Sounds the part
  • Fights like a demon
  • Diabolical puzzles
  • Some cheap fights
  • Not the God of Mensa

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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