It's super, thanks for asking.
Job description: superhero needed for fighting evil. Hours flexible, but must be punctual—super-speed or time-shifting skills allowed. Flying, typing skills a plus. Familiarity with death-ray computers and hyper/mega/ultra technology is strongly preferred. Attire is business super-casual: tights and capes mandatory. Muscular physique preferred unless female, in which case breast-size must be too enormous to adequately perform mammalian function. Must be good, or have professional experience…
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Many playable characters
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Unique superpowers
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Involved boss-fights, mini-games
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Mediocre, dated graphics
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Uninspired story
