Gears Of War Review

By Joe Dodson

Gentlemen, start your chainsaws.

This is Joe Dodson reporting to you with breaking news in the ongoing War on Consoles. After months of heated rhetoric, angry posturing, and threatened launches, Microsoft has unleashed their doomsday weapon in a war without borders, and seemingly without end. Codenamed Gears of War, Microsoft’s missile represents a powerful first strike against both Sony’s elite but cumbersome war machine as…

  • Jaw dropping graphics
  • Jaw removing gameplay
  • Solid campaign
  • Superior co-op play
  • Great online versus play
  • One match type
  • No ranked group play
  • Suicidal A.I.

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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