Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow Review

By Duke Ferris

Yo Ho, Ho Hum.

Movies based on video games routinely result in spectacular failures, easily staking claim to some of the lowest moments in the history of film making. Yeah, Uwe, I’m looking at you.
 
Basing a movie on an amusement park…
  • Jack Sparrow
  • Clever story vehicle
  • Lousy game
  • Bad camera
  • Lame hit detection
  • Poor graphics
  • Button-mashing hell

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Somebody get me a beer.

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