Xbox on ice.
Being a video game reviewer is a tougher job than most people think. You spend
long, sleepless nights with your eyes plastered to the idiot box with barely enough
sanity left over from the
last 3DO game you had to review. Then your eyes bug out, the blisters in your
thumbs explode, and you still have to deal with all the mail that tells you ‘you
don’t know what you’re talking about’ even though you’ve probably spent more time
with the game than the testers have.
But every once in a while, something great happens. Something so amazing,
that you’d swear this job was worth more than the scads of Haw
Flakes and pidan
you get paid in.
Last year, EA threw together a so-so NHL game for the Playstation 2 that got
a so-so
review. Apparently, the EA Sports team read my review and fixed almost
every single complaint I had about last season’s game. You want gameplay?
You want new features? You want a hockey game that r0xx0rs your b0xx0rs? NHL
2002 does the trick perfectly. It is one of the best hockey games I’ve played,
and it’s all thanks to me. In turn, I’d like to take this time to thank EA Sports
for listening, the Foster
Imposters for becoming an excellent lunch, and you, dear reader, for indulging
me in this little fantasy.
Now, NHL 2002 is available for the Xbox in a picture perfect port of
the Playstation 2 version. The graphics are just a smidgen better than the original
and, thanks to the Xbox hardware, four-player multiplayer games are now supported.
Other than that, it’s the exact same game.
Just like its PS2 brother, the Xbox version of NHL 2002 shows off some
great overall gameplay. The framerate is blazing, the checking is plenty powerful,
and new touches like manual dekes and saucer passes are thrown in for good measure.
All this, along with an easy to handle control scheme, makes playing the game
a breeze. The game flows much more smoothly in all respects, from the start
of the opening ceremonies to the final buzzer. It’s fast, it’s furious, and
it’s as close as you’ll ever get to controlling an NHL game on TV.
The usual game modes are here, from the typical quick pre-season outing to
the monstrous ten season Career mode. If you’ve ever played the EA’s NHL series,
you know exactly what kind of modes to expect. And if you ever want to get through
them all, it will take a long time.
NHL 2002 also treats players to new NHL cards for added replay value.
These cards are just like Madden
cards and will add new abilities or unlock Easter eggs to enhance your game.
One of the modes I unlocked was Shrink ‘n Grow, where players would shrink when
they got leveled and grow when they scored. By the third period, I had a Godzilla-sized
Teemu Selanne and a bite-sized Owen Nolan. Very fun and very funny.
The
Create-A-Player has also been enhanced with a new face builder feature. Now
you can put your face in the game! Well, sort of. A bunch of the game’s player
faces don’t really look like their real life counterparts, but it’s still not
too bad.
The graphics are as good as ever, but the whole jiggly midsection that was
found in 2001 still pops up every now and then. These jigglies are still
found in the Xbox version, but if you put both versions side by side, you’ll
notice slightly smoother player models on the Xbox.
The sound is actually good. You get plenty of great, authentic sound effects
as well as a few inoffensive tunes from the Barenaked Ladies and Sum 41. But
the ace in the hole is the announcing. Yep, for once in well, ever, I actually
enjoy the announcing. It doesn’t repeat itself as much as most sports games
do and you’ll actually laugh now and then. I’m so stupefied, I’ll just move
on.
For an added dramatic flair, EA has introduced a few new camera effects. Make
an amazing save and you’ll see it up close. Drop a big hit and you’ll revisit
the brutality in a fancy replay. Occasionally, these two insta-zooms can be
distracting, but they really do increase the dramatics of the game. Another
new feature is the breakaway cam. Speed down the ice faster than the rest and
the camera will pull in close behind your man, setting up the one-on-one battle
perfectly. It’s also good for gloating in the face of the opposing goalie.
The worst and pretty much only snafu with NHL 2002 is the lame fighting.
I didn’t think that last year’s rock ’em, sock ’em fighting could get any worse,
but it feels like it has. Maybe that’s because the rest of the game is so good,
it makes you wonder how something this lame managed to find it’s way into the
final product. If hockey is life, then fighting is like breathing. Is it too
much to ask for a block and grab button? Take a cue from NHL Hitz, guys.
Oh well, at least this leaves room for improvement next year.
So there you have it. EA has taken their little heart-shaped gaming ice sculpture
and passed it on to the Xbox. Feel the love. Check out NHL 2002.