I’d prefer a spanking. Review

By Ben Silverman

I’d prefer a spanking.



Some superheroes have a hard time living up to their names. Aquaman sounds like he’d be made of water, but in truth has to ride dolphins to get anywhere and can barely handle a mutant sea cucumber with calling in some tuna as backup. Batman might dress up like a bat and play with

Ben Silverman
Ben Silverman

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

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