Send this pony to the glue factory.
If videogames were euphemisms, then I could think of no more fitting euphemism
for horseracing than Tecmo’s newly ported version of their Japanese game Gallop
Racer. The game features relatively few sim elements, shoddy graphics, and
a lame racing engine.
So, why is the game a euphemism? I’ll explain…
In the world…
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Good-looking horses
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Horseracing is not a good video game
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Graphics and sound fit to be served to a dog
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Even fat guys from Jersey deserve a
