Send this pony to the glue factory. Review

Send this pony to the glue factory.

If videogames were euphemisms, then I could think of no more fitting euphemism

for horseracing than Tecmo’s newly ported version of their Japanese game Gallop

Racer
. The game features relatively few sim elements, shoddy graphics, and

a lame racing engine.

So, why is the game a euphemism? I’ll explain…

In the world…

  • Good-looking horses
  • Horseracing is not a good video game
  • Graphics and sound fit to be served to a dog
  • Even fat guys from Jersey deserve a

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