Square’s Least Metal Moment. Review

By Joe Dodson

Square’s Least Metal Moment.



Back in the 14th century when the periodic table of elements consisted of earth, fire, air, and water, an alchemist named Geber decided that if he could change the elemental balance of a substance, he could transmute it into virtually anything. All he would need was a philosopher’s stone and he’d be able to turn lead into…

  • Interesting transmutation idea
  • Lame plot
  • Repetitive everything
  • No real RPG elements
  • Useless companion

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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