Just another blonde joke. Review

By JP Hurh

Just another blonde joke.



I’ve been making video game locks for ages. I can remember when my Raven Crest door lock was the premiere choice for mad scientists, and my statue arrangement puzzles were the showpiece of the locksmith convention in Raccoon City. But recently, business has tailed off a bit, what with the fancy-pants personal ID scanners and unimaginative regular door…

  • Puzzles and zombies!
  • At the expense of plot
  • 360-degree combat
  • At the expense of interesting gameplay
  • Unintentionally ludicrous dialogue
  • Insanely long load times
  • Fixed-camera nightmares

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