I finally figured it out…
In the 10-year lifecycle of Sonic the Hedgehog, have you noticed that every supporting
character has been designed around 3 basic principles? Characters are either:
- A. Evil mirrors of Sonic
B. Jarringly annoying
C. Fat
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Sonic levels
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Processed, refined eye-crack
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180 goals = lots of play
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Fun
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Baka BAKA (stupid STUPID) camera
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Limited story
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Flow of the game
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Bad voices
