Houston, We Have a Problem.
Eagerly flipping on his Dreamcast, little Johnny Ogglesby, 9, is all smiles and
laughter. He can’t wait to start playing his brand new game. The Sega logo reflects
off his giant, goggle-sized glasses, and Johnny gets the slack-jawed, half-smiling,
half-yawning look known to very credible scientists as “The Gamer’s Stupor.” It
looks like it’s going to be a good day…
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So bad it's funny
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Marketed to kids
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Not really Buzz Lightyear!
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Game makes no sense
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Boring
