Throat-ripping good time.
Much of our vampire-facing media likes to focus on how emotionally unbalanced the undead are and how each conflict effects “the human world” but if you ask me, they need to lay off the Mr. Sparkle and get back to sucking blood. I’m emotionally unbalanced too and you don’t see me flashing fangs in-between extremely shiny tears. No, I’m too busy…
