Final Fantasy XV was recently given a two month delay after an already excruciating 10-year wait, and one member of the band is pretty frustrated. It was at the Tokyo Game Show he confided in me. We looked to the heavens, and around the show floor, for new career possibilities that Final Fantasy XV Guy (he never told me his real name). Join us, won't you, on our journey of self discovery? FFXV Guy, if you're reading this, I want these photos to remind you that you can…
As you can see by the science math charts below, our hero had a popular following, but in this short life, you have to pursue your passions. Grab onto someone you love, and take a step into the unknown. I think we can all be inspired by Final Fantasy XV Guy and his ambition. I don't know what he'll end up doing, but he's following his heart, and we've all gotta do the same.
FFXV Mask on Booth Babes
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Whoa, slow down!
Come on now, XV Guy, you've had enough. Slow down on the drinks. We don't need a repeat of LAST Friday. Guys, I'm sorry, he... he just gets like this sometimes. But someone has to take care of him. Fate chose me. -
Play VR!
And I've got the perfect headset for you! -
Sit with the Terminator!
No wait, better idea: what if you... -
Help the Valkyria cause!
You're fighting your own battles. So help Sega figure out theirs! -
People need cellphones, right?
Tell 'em about the best ones! Follow your passion! -
Be a cute mascot!
You're already halfway there. -
Game journalism!
I've heard that it's not even a job! The easy life for you, XV Guy! -
Creep on horse races!
All you want! -
Virtual Diva!
Do Hatsune Miku's job! How hard can it be? -
Promote Earth Defense Force 5!
"And you grown some nice boobs!"
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Model for The Elder Scrolls!
Bethesda needs models! And none better than you, son! -
Get your bikini on!
People need to be told about virtual baths! -
Take a bath with an anime girl!
Moosh your boobs on the back of her head! It's not sexual assault if there's a towel barrier! Get in there! -
Be yourself!
Always! -
Be your friends!
Why not? -
Yeah OK
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...BECOME the Terminator!
You look positively terrifying! -
Body pillow!
Sure, you can be a body pillow.
rnA... yeah, a body pillow. Maybe you can even... maybe be... my body pillow? -
Space better be ready for you!
Because here you come! -
People need maids
My Big Textbook of Rich Lifestyles said so. It must be true! Go get 'em, XV Mask Guy! -
A school girl!
Everyone should have a basic education. No reason for you to be excluded!
