We Picked Final Fantasy Characters for Each Other to Marry

February 12, 2016

Is it an MP3 Download you desire? Right click here and “Save As,” hot stuff.

It’s a question as old as stories themselves: "What fictional character would you marry?" We tend to talk mostly about RPGs here, so we decided to look into this with Final Fantasy characters. Instead of all these plain old “hottest” countdowns, we go deeper and see who we might really want to settle down with, long term. We talk about the many reasons why some characters make the cut and others don't.

But we don’t just pick for ourselves on this podcast, no no — we pick for each other. Ha! Let the love games begin!

00:32 – The rules, the setup

03:45 – 3 Roster cuts & mismatches

09:57 – Heath picks dudes for Nell

20:42 – Heath picks a lady for Nell

23:34 – Nell picks ladies for Heath

35:07 – Side quest: a backup plan

36:54 – Nell picks a dude for Heath

40:26 – Nell’s own picks, conclusions

Who would you pick for yourself? And who would you pick for us? There are quite a few choices in the series….

You win the title of Comment King or Comment Queen for the thread if you can name the songs in the beginning and end. This isn't because it's hard (it won't be for a Final Fantasy fan), but because I'm curious to see how many people listen to the podcast versus drive-by post their waifus.

Fall in Love With Previous Podcasts:

Final Fantasy Character Marriages

Her?
One problem....
Too easy of a pick?
Well...
I mean maybe...
There\'s virtue in that, sure...

$There\'s virtue in that, sure...$
Great character, but waifu material?
Too crazy?
Depends on your stance on smoking, maybe?
Would the hair jab you in the face?
Your kind of dude?
Could you walk down the aisle with either of them?
You can\'t marry a man you just met, so no to these guys.

$You can\'t marry a man you just met, so no to these guys.$
Could she be the one?
How about this guy?
Could you see it happening?
Marriage material?
Your adventuring partner?
You into that?
This more your speed?
~Rydia Love Thread~
Kindhearted family man here.
That hair swoop...
Final Fantasy Character Marriages #24
LOL Snow
Loyalty is good...
How many points does green hair score you?
She\'ll always be there for you

$She\'ll always be there for you$
Well we know he has patience...and narcolepsy....
NINJA!
Wanna scream?
I wanna be your canary