Amazon Opens Android App Store, Makes Apple Angry

By Daniel Bischoff

It was a bright sunny day in Cupertino today. All the apple employees were wearing their nicest black turtle necks and freshly dry-cleaned blue jeans. Suddenly, a booming voice came over the campus PA system.

"MOBILIZE, MOBILIZE!" Everyone began running in the same direction. Thousands poured into the large auditorium at Apple's south campus. Jobs was waiting.

"Amazon has opened an App Store! Lawsuits! LAWSUITS ALL OF YOU!"

Panic engulfed the auditorium. The lawyers got on their cell phones, ran out the doors, and started forming heaps of paper work to bury Amazon in. The auditorium was left barren and silent except for one man, cackling.

"Goodbye, Amazon. It was nice knowing you…. NOT!"

[Source]

Daniel Bischoff
Daniel Bischoff

Welcome to GameRevolution! If you've got any questions, comments, or concerns, I'll be sure to help you out if you send me a PM.

I attended San Jose State University and graduated in 2010 with a Bachelor's in English and a Minor in Journalism. I've been playing games my whole life and will continue to do so as long as they stay entertaining! Some of my favorite games include Team Fortress 2, Battlefield 3, Star Fox 64, Batman: Arkham City, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Counter-Strike: Source, Super Mario Bros. 3, Kirby's Dream Land, and the list goes on.

Don't forget to tune in to GameRevolution Radio!

**My game collection below isn't complete, but I'll try to keep working on it.**

Share article

Upcoming Releases
Kindred Fates
Kindred Fates is an open world monster battling RPG, and a love letter to the monster battle genre. Our goal is to evolve the genre, and finally bring fans what they've been asking for.
Everwild
Inspired by the beauty of the natural world around us, Everwild is a brand-new game in development from Rare where unique and unforgettable experiences await in a natural and magical world. Play as an Eternal as you explore and build bonds with the world around you.
ATLAS
Atlas is an action-rpg with rogue-like elements where you use your ability to control the ground to fight the enemies and move through procedurally generated worlds.
Reviews
Related
X