Banned Down Under

Australia's banning some games.

And I be like, "That's kind of lame."

I want to play this: Douchebag Beach Club.

That and Hobo Simulator.

But wait…

Those games are banned down under

where the content caused thunder.

And it makes, and it makes me wonder.

Why ban some but not others?

Isn't there worse shit on tumblr?

Digital can't get around bans.

In the past, that was the plan.

But now they're watching all your downloads.

From Mario up to Battletoads.

Because…

Lotta games are banned down under.

Federal rules like no other.

Is this not kind of a blunder?

That hurts devs and customers.

That hurts devs and customers.

[Sources: ABC, Men at Work]

 

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