Trophies
| Unlockable | How to Unlock |
|---|---|
| Come On Down! (Silver) | Collect all the pachinko coins in the game. |
| Half Way There (Bronze) | Complete half the game. |
| Houston, We Have Perfection (Gold) | Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad. |
| Its Aboot Time (Bronze) | Complete 'Oh. Canada' in 12 minutes. |
| Lights out (Bronze) | Defeat the level 2 boss 'Old Berney' without losing a life. |
| Master collector (Silver) | Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game. |
| My buddy and me (Silver) | Complete the game in Co-op mode. |
| Score (Silver) | Reach 500,000 points. |
| Smooth sailing (Bronze) | Complete 'The Hate Boat' without using a continue. |
| Stick That In Your Archive (Bronze) | Complete the game in single player mode. |
| With honor (Bronze) | Defeat 10 Samurai in 'Well FU too' |
| Your Life For Mine (Bronze) | Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it. |
