Because Planet Pee Wee Golf doesn’t sound good.
Ah, mini-golf – the accessible, windmill-laden, family-friendly, bite-sized, “downloadable” equivalent of real golf. Putt-putt, as I’ve come to know it, can be called a dumbed-down, mainstream, all-kids amusement, but it’s actually fun to play in real-life compared to the ridiculous gopher-hole sport delicately meant to showcase humankind’s need to control nature through the power of…
