Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia Review

About time to hang up the whip.



Sometimes I imagine Konami waking up and stepping to the mirror for a little self-worth pep talk to get through the day. After all, its ‘80s rival Capcom released Mega Man 9 and was subsequently showered with masturbatory praise for its daring creativity, which is like rolling a fat kid onto Oprah’s stage and calling him…

  • Glyphs provide combative variety
  • Constant flow of new locations
  • Tried and true Castlevania gameplay
  • Impressive graphics. . .
  • . . .that blends monsters into the background.
  • Tyrannically difficult
  • For veterans only

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Glyphs provide combative variety Constant flow of new locations Tried and true Castlevania gameplay Impressive graphics. . . . . .that blends monsters into the background. Tyrannically difficult For veterans only
Glyphs provide combative variety Constant flow of new locations Tried and true Castlevania gameplay Impressive graphics. . . . . .that blends monsters into the background. Tyrannically difficult For veterans only
Glyphs provide combative variety Constant flow of new locations Tried and true Castlevania gameplay Impressive graphics. . . . . .that blends monsters into the background. Tyrannically difficult For veterans only
Glyphs provide combative variety Constant flow of new locations Tried and true Castlevania gameplay Impressive graphics. . . . . .that blends monsters into the background. Tyrannically difficult For veterans only
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