About time to hang up the whip.
Sometimes I imagine Konami waking up and stepping to the mirror for a little self-worth pep talk to get through the day. After all, its ‘80s rival Capcom released Mega Man 9 and was subsequently showered with masturbatory praise for its daring creativity, which is like rolling a fat kid onto Oprah’s stage and calling him…
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Glyphs provide combative variety
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Constant flow of new locations
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Tried and true Castlevania gameplay
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Impressive graphics. . .
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. . .that blends monsters into the background.
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Tyrannically difficult
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For veterans only
