Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition Review

Full of zombies. Empty of appeal.

I’ve never enjoyed zombies as a narrative concept. Regardless of what they could represent, they always felt uninteresting as monsters goever shambling, moaning, and feeding. Many of the stories that include turn them into a background impetus; when characters are too busy talking or resting, a zombie or many waltz…

  • Technically impressive graphics, cleaner than Xbox One
  • Though they aren’t really inspired or anything
  • Crazy weapon and vehicle combos and costumes
  • Protagonist is not MacGyver, needs to read the manual
  • Sandbox with collectibles and side missions
  • Zombies and roadblocks inhibit actual fun in that sandbox
  • Stupid story with boring characters and lazy tropes
  • Targeting items and survivors is a needless challenge
  • All DLC included

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Technically impressive graphics, cleaner than Xbox One Though they aren’t really inspired or anything Crazy weapon and vehicle combos and costumes Protagonist is not MacGyver, needs to read the manual Sandbox with collectibles and side missions Zombies and roadblocks inhibit actual fun in that sandbox Stupid story with boring characters and lazy tropes Targeting items […]
Technically impressive graphics, cleaner than Xbox One Though they aren’t really inspired or anything Crazy weapon and vehicle combos and costumes Protagonist is not MacGyver, needs to read the manual Sandbox with collectibles and side missions Zombies and roadblocks inhibit actual fun in that sandbox Stupid story with boring characters and lazy tropes Targeting items […]
Technically impressive graphics, cleaner than Xbox One Though they aren’t really inspired or anything Crazy weapon and vehicle combos and costumes Protagonist is not MacGyver, needs to read the manual Sandbox with collectibles and side missions Zombies and roadblocks inhibit actual fun in that sandbox Stupid story with boring characters and lazy tropes Targeting items […]
Technically impressive graphics, cleaner than Xbox One Though they aren’t really inspired or anything Crazy weapon and vehicle combos and costumes Protagonist is not MacGyver, needs to read the manual Sandbox with collectibles and side missions Zombies and roadblocks inhibit actual fun in that sandbox Stupid story with boring characters and lazy tropes Targeting items […]
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