Mighty No. 9 Review

By Matthew Utley

Mighty Bummer 9.

As I sit down to write this, I can see the reflection of my Megas t-shirt in the monitor. The Megas, to clarify, are a Mega Man-themed rock band. On my desk are not one, but two statues of Mega Man purchased directly from Capcom at comic book convention prices. I have owned several copies of Mega…

  • Some good level ideas
  • You can skip cutscenes
  • It's finally out?
  • The only time I praise a game for being short
  • All of that money with little to show for it
  • U-G-L-Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Yeah, you ugly.,
  • Horrible voice acting (for the most part)
  • Bland level design
  • Difficulty spikes that will make you say mean things about your mother
  • Learns nothing from games released in the last thirty years

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Matthew Utley
Matthew Utley

I play jokes and tell video games.

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