South Park: The Stick of Truth Review

By Nicholas Tan

The Simpsons already did it, but it can suck South Park's middle finger.



 



Take a deep breath: South Park: The Stick of Truth is only 13 hours long. If that's enough for you to tell the guys at Obsidian Entertainment to suck your balls, it's understandable… but more than a little premature. Because taken from another perspective, South Park: Stick…

  • Plays exactly like a South Park movie, several of them in fact
  • Irreverent humor, full of references and pokes fun at video games too
  • Ridiculous story and witty dialogue
  • Jew class
  • Challenging combat
  • Rubber-band enemy leveling
  • Reaching level cap too soon
  • Occasionally confusing controls
  • Only 13 hours long, including all sidequests

9

Nicholas Tan
Nicholas Tan

Nick Tan is a SEO Lead Writer for GameRevolution. Once upon a time, his parents took away his Super Nintendo as a punishment. He has sworn revenge ever since.

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