Slowest. Hyper. Ever.
There are some times that I pick up a game for review and find myself thinking "Wow, I get to play something awesome nobody knows about… maybe even the next Katamari Damacy!" It's my favorite thing about this job, to be honest. But with every "this is gonna be awesome" title I might find, there comes…
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Some nice anime images
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Panty shots (if you like that)
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Game references (of better games)
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Terribly basic battle system
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Obnoxiously self-aware
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Little customization
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Every place looks the same
