Fat Princess Preview

By Chris Hudak

Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em.



It looks a little like Animal Crossing, all runty cute characters, eye-popping colors, clean blue streams and fell-able trees. It hero-classes like a breezy RPG, sans all the menu-drilling horse-puckey. It sounds, at times, like Worms, with high-pitched calls to victory and the cries of the injured. It bleeds

Chris Hudak
Chris Hudak

Chris Hudak is a writer, former San Francisco Zoo penguin recorder, frequent-flyer junkie, self-proclaimed lucid dream expert, poolshark-in-minnow’s-clothing, “student” of all things Japanese, borderline alcoholic (see “writer”), video-gamer-with-a-life, and moonlighting, kinda-sorta actor in his copious spare time.  He writes weird fiction, and contributes articles to Playboy, Wired, The Toronto Star, and whoever else has money.  Chris is the protagonist of the Harlan Ellison short story “Keyboard”—no, really—and someday wants a house in Walt Disney World.

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