Kevlar’s for kids.
Real men don’t hide behind bulky armor or health-replenishing cybernetics. When I was growing up, bulging biceps and a heavy-duty machinegun were all a hero needed, and the best battled without so much as a flimsy shirt. Crew cuts and bandanas were recommended. It’s been twenty years, but…
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Manly platforming
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Vibrantly war-torn graphics
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Awesome unlockables
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Creative level designs
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Routine bosses
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Easy base runs
