The Sims 2: Castaway Review

By Greg Damiano

Hit in the coconuts.

Sometimes I get worried that with all the video games and the typing and the looking at monitors indoors, I’m not getting outside enough. You know, natural light, “fris-bee”, um… smoking? I don’t know. Anyway, I was thrilled when I heard that EA had mangled all the fun of the outdoors into The…

  • Animal Crossing-esque
  • No active gameplay?!
  • Last-generation art
  • No danger, no thrill
  • Mindless collecting and crafting
  • Short but laborious

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Greg Damiano
Greg Damiano

So I have high standards for games... sue me! I like smart narratives, style tied to substance, lots of multiplayer and long walks on the beach; I'm FOR public cons like PAX, game devs in the schools, and more trust in game ratings. All I can say is, love yer games, thanks for reading!

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