Ninety-Nine Nights Review

By JP Hurh

From dusk til yawn.

Why actually review Ninety-Nine Nights when I can recreate the experience for you right now? Just put your thumb on any key of the keyboard.  Got it? Comfy? Now, using that thumb, press the key. Done? Did it feel all right?

 
Cool. Repeat it 3000 times. Feel free to continue to read as you play.
 
Okay, so that’s not entirely fair. In order…
  • Lots of enemies
  • Lots of slowdown
  • Different storylines
  • That add up to little
  • Brutally repetitive gameplay
  • Aggravating save system
  • Unsatisfying graphical violence
  • Awful, awful voice acting

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