Prepare to Cry: Watch a Gamer Fail No-Hit Dark Souls Trilogy Perfect Run on the Final Boss

February 19, 2018

What’s your biggest gaming accomplishment? Maybe you completed a level of Cuphead without being hit? Or beat Super Mario Bros. 3 quicker than your neighbour? Felt good, right? If so, spare a thought for the_happy_hob. He tried to complete all three Dark Souls games without taking a single hit in a perfect run. He failed – in heartbreaking fashion.

Let’s set the scene: the_happy_hob had been plugging away at Dark Souls 1…

Hey, I’m Bradley. I am legally required to tell you that my puns are terrible and I should, under no circumstances, be told otherwise. I’m that weird gaming guy you can’t really fit into one neat box: I love all of the sports games, Madden especially, but I’m equally at home polishing off a 45-hour Japanese visual novel. Also, go and play Danganronpa. Like, right now. Seriously.

For my sins, I’m a Crystal Palace and Colts fan which means I’m down in the dumps most weekends – so feel free to mock me over on Twitter.

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