You have not offended the Shaolin temple. Review

By Joe Dodson

You have not offended the Shaolin temple.



Action games based on fighting franchises lead to terrible things. Bad control, bad plots and bad gameplay have routinely marred this fruitless plan. It’s a crime against gaming nature, like trying to breed a Nintendo fanboy with, well, anything. After several gruesome experiments, has Midway finally discovered the dark ritual to successfully merge the two?…

Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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