"Hey Lara…suck my boomstick!"
Now don’t get me wrong. Lara Croft is one kick-ass babe. And you can take that
to the bank, because if I know anything, I know babes and I know kicking ass.
Not only does she know her way around a weapon, she’s got tits ’till Tuesday.
I’ve got plenty of.. uhhh, what’s that word… respect for the…
