"Hey Lara…suck my boomstick!" Review

November 1, 1998

"Hey Lara…suck my boomstick!"

Now don’t get me wrong. Lara Croft is one kick-ass babe. And you can take that

to the bank, because if I know anything, I know babes and I know kicking ass.

Not only does she know her way around a weapon, she’s got tits ’till Tuesday.

I’ve got plenty of.. uhhh, what’s that word… respect for the…

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