MLB 2004 Review

By Joe Dodson

A Lazy Pop-Up.

Watching baseball is like watching a piece of minimalist theater. A bunch of ‘players’ stand on a barren stage, while a pitcher and several batters engage in repetitive discourse: ‘Pitch,’ ‘Strike,’ ‘Pitch,’ ‘Ball’ and so on. When somebody finally gets a hit it’s practically proof of the existence of God since nothing has happened in so long. That’s why people feel compelled…

  • Coolest crowd in baseball
  • Interesting ideas
  • Most of which fail
  • Pitches are WAY too fast
  • Awful graphics

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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