I vant to suck? Review

By Joe Dodson

I vant to suck?



Some misguided fools think the best horror movie of the 1980’s was Freddy’s first in A

Nightmare on Elm Street. Others prefer the artsy creepiness of The

Shining or the undeniable tension of Aliens. But too few dare mention what is certainly the cream of the 80’s crop – and…

  • Cool settings
  • / - Mindless action
  • With invisible barriers
  • Discombobulating camera angles
  • Too short
  • No depth

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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