Serious Sam: Next Encounter Review

By Joe Dodson

Serious issues.

When life’s frustrations and disappointments are getting you down, it’s a good idea to have a scapegoat handy. A punching bag or one of those lame little stress balls usually do the trick.

Some days, though, require like a thousand scapegoats, all running at you screaming, and a mini-gun. Such serious moments require equally serious measures, and Global Star Software attempts to…

  • Serious Sam!
  • Plenty of straightforward fragging
  • Platforms?!
  • Poorly implemented features
  • Terrible graphics
  • Mediocre multiplayer

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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