Too Hot To Handle? Review

By Joe Dodson

Too Hot To Handle?

Having played, like, a million video games, I rarely find a game that actually

beats me. But after playing Midway’s FireBlade for a couple hours, I’m

reminded of watching my little sister play Mario 64, the way she’d just

run off the first cliff she came to and then stare at the screen blankly. I don’t

think I’ve ever read…

  • Action!
  • Violence!
  • Solid framerate
  • Subpar graphics
  • Prepare to die
  • And die, and die some more

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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